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The Hottest World Cup Girls

We could choose the winner of the World Cup based on history, statistics and/or form, but I would rather pick the winner of the 2010 FIFA World Cup based on the hotness of each of the favourites best World Cup girls.

You can never go wrong by following boobs and in the case of picking the winner of the World Cup, we’re going to follow the best boobs to the title.

I’m going to show you some of the best football fans supporting their country and based off this, it will lead us to the winner. How could these countries not perform well with these women on their side?

Here’s the formula I’m working on:

football team + best looking female supporters = World Cup title

Even Einstein couldn’t formulate such a brilliant equation.

And away we go!

Spain

The European champions are the favourites to win the World Cup in South Africa. Spain had some of the best looking women working their magic behind the scenes at Euro 2008. It wasn’t Villa or Torres that led them to the title, it was their women. Look how concerned and focused they are. Watch out Group H!

Odds to Win the World Cup: 5.00

Brazil

Always one of the favourites to win the World Cup, Brazil are stacked with potential and look like they could be on their way to winning their 6th title. There’s no Ronaldo this year. So, we should see only women and no lady-boys cheering on Brazil.

Odds to win the World Cup: 5.70

Argentina

Led by Lionel Messi, Argentina have the talent to win their 3rd World Cup title in their history. I’m surprised Maradona didn’t request to import some local talent along with his fancy toilet seats, six playstations and 14 different kinds of salads that he wants at his South Africa hotel.

Odds to win the World Cup: 7.40

England

England are always in the mix, but can’t quite seem to get over the hump in recent years. It must come down to the lack of women supporters. John Terry and Ashley Cole, clearly, aren’t getting the kind of supporters they want or need. Line the pitch with beautiful English supporters, preferably wearing body-paint, and I smell a second World Cup title.

Odds to win the World Cup: 7.40

Netherlands

The Dutch play so well when they actually get along, but so poorly when they don’t. Maybe they’re supporters have something to do with it. When they’re arguing on the pitch with each other they’re probably not arguing about football. They must be debating on who gets to take home which girl after the match. Maybe this formula might not work with the Dutch…

Odds to win the World Cup: 12.00

Italy

The defending World Cup champions are a threat to become the first team to repeat at the World Cup since Brazil in 1958 and 1962. I can see why Italy performs so well. They must leave all the women with mustaches back in Italy.

Odds to win the World Cup: 15.00

Germany

Never write off the Germans. This team always overachieves. It must be all the attention to the balls.

Odds to win the World Cup: 15.00

Portugal

Ronaldo and co. haven’t looked sharp in recent friendlies leading up to the finals in South Africa, but will be a threat if they can get out of Group G alive. Let’s just hope Ronaldo and Drogba don’t try to reenact their Vanity Fair cover.

Odds to win the World Cup: 26.00

USA

Not a World Cup favourite. I just liked these pictures.

Odds to win the World Cup: 80.00

And your 2010 FIFA World Cup champions are… BRAZIL!! In a close final Brazil will edge out Germany and win their 6th World Cup title and first on African soil!

As if there was really a doubt. I’ll leave you with some bonus images.

So, if you take my advice and bet on Brazil to win the World Cup, you will earn $570 on a $100 bet. Nice! Maybe you can use that money to take out one of these fine Brazilian women out on a date and personally thank them for all their hard work.

Click on the betting slip to make your bet!

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5 Responses to “The Hottest World Cup Girls

  1. DingleDorfus says:

    What would you call this field of "babe science" ? – Boobology? – Boobineering?

  2. Dooood. says:

    Moar boobs. plz….

  3. The_BIg_Unit says:

    Argentina! Bet it!

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  5. ILikeBoobs says:

    I like 3rd one down from top. She has that "I will own u" look about her

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